HAHAHA LAfFIN at you suckas! [Attempted Car Theft]

[wanggsticky]

SUSPECT: yeah, yeah, yeah i know it sounds like all the others.. but its a:

Red Eg Hatch
Lowered
Steelies in the back and some type of wheels in the front, most likely oem
It had the drag holes in the rear bumper

How it happened:
[I drive an Integra]I drove all the way to Buford highway to see my GF. As i drove in the parking lot, i spotted the red eg next to a sounds/audio installation area. He was a hispanic male. Everywhere i drove, his eyes followed. I even saw him trying to figure out where i parked also. but i just thought he was admiring my car, but shit i was wrong. 2 hours later, came out to my car , sat down, stuck my key where the ignition was, and it was all hanging down. They broke my whole ignition and left wires hanging down. I sat there and was like wtf? so i just reported it.

I was mad at first, but then i just laughed it off! nothing taken or broken. they even left the screw driver in my car! Even more funny is, i had a decoy kill switch stuck on my steering panel and they FLIPPED IT! i guess the screw driver was used to turn the white part of the ignition on.

my car wouldnt turn on w/ my key, so i just used their attempted technique and turned it on

BIG THANKS TO MY BROTHER FOR THE KILL SWITCH!
IT WORKS! So anybody without one better get one quick. I'd hate to see anyone's car stolen at the beginning of the year.



do you motherfucking car theives recognize this? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i could only imagine how yall looked when my car wouldnt turn on.